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The Ten Ferret Commandment
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Dorcus Pointer <[log in to unmask]>
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Thu, 2 Sep 1999 06:17:27 EDT
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The Ten Ferret Commandment
 
1. Thou Shall Steal, all Socks (With or Without toes in them), Lighters,
   TV Remotes, And Anything That Looks Inviting.
 
2. Thou Shall Attack, All Feet Rather Socked or Bare.
 
3. Thou Shall Miss Thy Litterbox.
 
4. Thou Shall Be Picky When It Comes To Thy Food & Treats.
 
5. Thou Shall Leave No Shelf, Cabinet, Or Drawer Unexplored.
 
6. Thou Shall Blame Others For Thy Mess.
 
7. Thou Shall Dook & Dance When Thou Are=92t Happy Or Excited.
 
8. Thou Shall Hide When It Is Time To Go Back To Thy Cage.
 
9. Thou Shall Give & Receive Kisses.
 
10. Thou Shall Beg & Look Pathetic When Human Food Or Drink Is Present.
[Posted in FML issue 2795]

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