I hope lots of you saw the "Beastmaster" series on TNT last night, because
there were 3 or 4 station breaks wherein Joe Bob Briggs talked with a ferret-
rescue woman who brought ferrets with her, including an 18-month-old, a
6-week-old and a tiny baby of 2 weeks.
 
During the first break,.the woman, (I think her name was Pam or Pat Israelson)
mentioned Ca-Ca Land laws, and Mr. Briggs said something like "Oh, I see,
ferrets are illegal because they eat dry cat food."
 
Since Mr. Briggs presents himself as quite an iconoclast regarding the movies
he hosts, I was worried he'd say something awful about ferrets, but in this
case he seemed to be on the side of the angels.  It might be nice to thank
him.
[Posted in FML issue 2367]