Well, that's what Enrique Iglesias gets for singing a song SO POPULAR
that it was played CONSTANTLY on the radio.
 
Let me be your Weasel
 
Would you dook if I asked you to dook
Would you run and never look back
Would you play if you saw me playing
Did you steal my keys tonight?
 
Would you sigh if I rubbed your ears
Would you dook, oh please tell me this
Now would you kiss on your Mommy's lips
Let me cuddle you tonight
 
I can be your weasel baby
I can dook and play all day
Let me stay with you forever
I will stash your socks away
 
Would you swear that you'll go in the box
Would you steal, would you then run and hide
Are you hiding there? Have you stashed my comb?
I don't care you're here tonight
 
I can be your weasel baby
I can dook and play all day
Let me stay with you forever
I will stash your socks away
 
Ohhh I just wanna hold you,
I just wanna hold you, oh yeah
Are you in the drawer?  Have you stashed my mind?
I don't care you're here tonight
 
I can be your weasel baby
I can dook and play all day
             Oh yeah
Let me stay with you forever
I will stash your socks away
 
I can be your weasel baby
I can dook and play all day
Let me stay with you forever
I will stash your socks away
I will stash your socks away
I can be your weasel
[Posted in FML issue 3785]