you know when you a ferret oner when...
 
1.shuffle your feet wherever u walk (you dont want to step on a fuzzy
  right?)
 
2.thoughts of "ferret crack" makes you drool.
 
3.go to a petstore just to dook w/new ferrets.
 
4.thoughts of rasians make you want to dance.
 
5.serously camparing what litter feels the best for a ferret to poop on,
  even worse discussing it w/a non-ferret owner.
 
happy holiday to all fuzz butts and thier human slaves!
 
tracy(human) and the fuzzies apache,brahma,jinx,kuma,kaluah,muuki,spooky
[Posted in FML issue 3264]