I was disrobing for bed recently and all I had on was my socks. My
husband, Bill, walks in carrying Scooter, one of the ferrets that is
being fostered here, and Bill says, "See I told you there was a naked
lady in here!" As Bill walked out the door, I said, "I'm not totally
naked, I still have my socks on!" and I hear from the hallway, "What
do you mean you want your dollar back?"

I laughed so hard I would have wet my pants if I had been wearing any!

Hope I didn't offend any one!

Melanee Ellis
Eugene, OR

[Posted in FML 6116]