"My Ferret Education"
 
Have you ever watched a ferret play
Without concern or hesitation
I would learn to behave that way
With my ferret education
 
They're only concerned with revelry
not the lack of occupation
They just want their treats from me
With my ferret education
 
It does'nt matter what comes their way
They greet it with elation
I hope to do the same someday
With my ferret education
 
A ferret's life is fancy free
Without fear or trepidation
That's the way I'd like to be
With my ferret education
 
I'll never have a ferret degree
Never see my graduation
But I'll get along very happily
With my ferret education
                        Bob Adkins
[Posted in FML issue 3426]