1) Do not take a bath or shower everyday. Take saving from bill and
give it to a rescue. The longer you wait the more you save.

2) Do not brush teeth as often. You can save pennies a day! This also
includes gum and breath mints. The bonus is you will also save money
since no one will want to hang out with you.

3) Another bonus is no need to buy candles or romantic music since you
partner will not want to be within five feet of you.

4) Save on gas and insurance! Walk to work, after all you already
smell so what the hey. You can save at least two hundred a month this
way, plus you can cancel you gym membership! Plus if you live in a
metropolitan area, you could probably walk almost as fast as the cars
move. Do this for a year, and you will easily have 2400 at the end of
the year.

5) If you really want to save forgo bottle water, and recycle pee! Yes,
it is an untapped natural resource. Just distill and bottle in all
those used water bottles you have lying around.

6) Keep of all lights at night and only use them in emergency
situations like getting dressed in the morning or finding ferts.
After all what is a few bumps and bruises, and if you really want to
experience the fur babies hell, play a CD or tape with night owls
hooting and coyotes howling while you sleep and imagine you are a
ferret in a cage outside, just please keep the CD away from you fur
babies so they don't have nightmares. Even with cost of CD you should
save at least 10 dollars a month in electricity. Plus it will really
give you the experience.

7) Keeping with the theme, go on a starvation diet! Imagine the
savings! Just one piece of bread a day. If you are doing option 4
you are allowed 4 pieces a day!

If we all followed these steps, we could all afford to send $300 a
month to rescues!

Disclaimer: None of these suggestions should be taken literally. If
you follow any of these suggestions, the FML and its associates will
not be held liable. The humane society monitored monitored this entire
article, and no animals were harmed during its writing. Now....back to
our regularly scheduled newsletter.

-- 
Life is like a box of chocolates, its full of nuts

[Posted in FML 5745]