To FML Post-ers:
Thanks for telling my mom where those special scratch spots are on us guys!
She's been scratching me between the shoulder blades and I feel like I've died
and gone to heaven! Now, if we can just get her to let us out to explore the
backyard....Gotta go--I'm *busy!!*
 
Signed,
Ralph the Flying Ferret, also on behalf of Cinderella (can I have one more
raisin, pleeease?) and Norm (yawn, stretch, yawn)
[Posted in FML issue 0998]