Ten Things I love about my fuzzies
 
1. They do not care about that 10 extra pounds you put on, they love the
sight of you anyway.
 
2. They will never ask to borrow your car keys, ( they may steal them
but not to use the car).
 
3. Unlike people, they have no color biases, they will play with anyone
or anything, regardless of fur color or religious background.
 
4. I have never had to have "the talks" with them when they reach a
certain age.  They came to me spayed or neutered and play
indiscriminately together.
 
5. I have never had to stay up on Saturday night and wonder where they
were, at night they are sleeping peacefully in their little hammies where
I can see them at my leisure.
 
6. They never tell me on Thursday night that they absolutely must have a
piece of poster board for a school project that is due the next day.
 
7. They have never looked my in the eyes and said " your not gonna kiss
me in front of everyone are you, they love kisses no matter what.
 
8. They never complain about whats for dinner, for them the same old
thing is just fine, they eat it with gusto.
 
9. They love socks, holey ones are the best.
 
10. I am a nurse and at the end of a crummy day, they greet me with
kisses, listen to all the crap that happened that day and proceed to
erase it from my mind with all they games, kisses and dancing they
can muster.
 
Kim Trusty and the Coffee Creek Ferret gang
[Posted in FML issue 4977]