To the person who has not tried putting "furotone" (?) or even ferretone on
their ferret, try it!  It works as long as the ferret likes the ferretone.
Just put it on their belly and put the ferret's nose in it.  While licking,
clip those claws quickly.  It will work as long as you ferret is not too
much of a squirmer and lets you touch its feet.
 
Matt and the gang of four who love ferretone on their bellies.
[Posted in FML issue 2872]