After I busted the black market, mouse ear plug ring going on in the yard,
I decided to have a couple of my fuzzbutts earn their keep.  Mice were
still in my cabinet two days after plugging in the mouseinator so I put
our craziest fuzzy, Autumn, to work.  Within a minute, she emerged
triumphantly from the closet, mouse in mouth and very proud of herself.
Unfortunately she jumped out of my arms and beat feet across the living
room and under the cd cabinet with her prize.  She finally made a dash
for the couch and I caught her but I didn't realize what a fight I was
in for.  "Give it up Autumn.  Good girl.  Now give the mouse to mommy,"
...Much hissing.  "C'mon Autumn", with Autumn in one arm, mouse tail in
other hand.  Ugh.  More hissing.  The last thing I wanted was for this
thing to fall apart in the struggle and I was definitely not going to let
her eat it.  Mouse chow?Eeeeeeeuch.  "Please Autumn, c'mon, give the mouse
to mommy".  More hissing.  I had to stick my hand in her mouth to pry it
out and as she struggled to keep it...CHOMP., she nails me too.  Snow is
falling today.  We're expecting 4-7"..Haven't heard any mice this morning
yet.  Maybe they got the hint?  Whadda you think BIG?
 
Kim and da fuzzbutts at
Somethin Up My Sleeve Rescue & Respit
 
 
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[Moderator's note: What do I think?  i think the mice are having a party
in the walls but they turned the music down to keep you from finding out.
Mice learn from ferrets.  Hide your credit cards and cash.  Now.  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 3668]