fellow piney poopers,
 
I have noticed once again the flurry of complaints about not being able to
get PineFresh litter.  Still plenty in central Va, in 7 lb. bags averaging
$1.87.
 
When it gets scarce, here's is what I do:
 
Make a check for $95.85 and send it to:
 
    Cansorb Industries    (the maker)
    555 Kesler Road
    Cleveland N.C. 27013
    704-278-9603
 
In return you will get:
 
    One really PO'd UPS person with  6 (six)  50 lb sacks of litter
    (300 lbs total) dragged grudingly to your doorstep.
 
It comes in huge plain brown bags... Don't tell the tired sweaty UPS dude
what's in it... that'll only make him madder.  "Kitty WHAT ?  @#%&#*!!  ?"
Let him think it's something valuable.  Just say it's "sugar" and you can
impress your neighbors with all the guys from down at the BATF who visit
with you.
 
Call them first, as the price including shipping is valid only for my area,
batteries not included, no assembly required.
 
In central Va, the equivalent grocery store price is $80.14, so this is not
a good deal, but if you can't get it at all, then it does get the job done.
 
                 dooks, Bob
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1649]