Big ferrets can't jump..
Oliver has a unique style of jumping, Louis has pointed out that he looks
like superman, he puts his front paws out and leaps..unfortunately this is
where gravity is NOT his friend, un-like my other ferrets..he drops with a
resounding THUD.  as I type this he has just managed to get my purse
unzipped and is trying to pull out my checkbook, a little young to be
affiliated with the FLO?!
 
YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A BIG FERRET
WHEN Your 1 1/2 lb sprite rides him like a horse
When your hammock that usually holds 3 ferrets rest on the cage floor when
he is in it.
THE cage floor bows where he sits to eat.
When he runs down the hall, it sounds like a herd of hippos.
 
When he runs, pictures rattle.
He leaves a butt groove on the carpet.
When HE drags the bigger in size, not in weight, ferrets around.
When I question the lump under my sheets, is it the cat or the ferret?!
When he leaves foot prints IN the sidewalk..just kiddin'..but at 3 1/4
lbs at 4 months, he is getting there..
 
My thoughts are with everyone who have lost their ferrets..I usually skip
over the post of ferrets passing over, not all the time, because I always
cry.  Today we had 3 go to the bridge...and I wanted to express my
sympathy.
 
June louis and the zoo
[Posted in FML issue 2798]