A.Reams
I dont ever have my ferret get under my bed because
  1 I keep my ferret outside.
  2 My ferret tends to leave messes where ever I leave it.
  3 Even though I dont mind the smell my ferret does smell.
  4 If my ferret went in my matress im afraid it would be damaged.
  5 Since my ferret weighs around 8000 lbs im worried that the floor
    wouldnt be able to support it and my front door is only 3 feet wide
    so it would take a major modification to get it in the house.
  6 Every one in this group has the same types of problems as our
    ferrets are armored recon vehicles.
 
Do you know any ferret mechanics[vets]that do house calls?
 
Thanks,
Donn Bohnet.
a ferret lover!
[Posted in FML issue 3487]