We have a ferret song, too. It's called "Someone's in the kitchen with
Espie," or whatever room we're in and whatever ferret I'm holding. We do
a little dance routine with it, too. "Strummin' on the old banjo ... "
And then I strum on their tummies. They basically give me one of those,
"Mom, what's with you?" looks.
 
Linda, Espie, Lucky Charm, Frankie, and Angel
[Posted in FML issue 1385]