I came across this.  No explanation is necessary - I know you guys will
get the point. ;o)
 
Please help!  We're in the process of moving.  We must immediatly get rid
of our two children now because there won't be any room for them in our
new place.  Since we're leaving on Monday, we MUST place the children in
new homes by this weekend!  They are described as follows:
 
One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes.  Non biter.  10-years old.
Excellent disposition.  He doesn't bite.  Name is John.  Tempermant-
tested.  Current on all shots.Tonsils removed already and very healthy
condition!  John eats everything is very clean and house trained.
 
One female, white, brown curly hair, green eyes, 11 years old.  Can be
surly at times.  Non-biter, tv watcher.  Her name is Mary.  Tempormant-
tested but needs a little attitude adjusting.  She is current on all
shots and is very healthy and happy.  Gets along well with boys but does
not like to share toys.
 
We REALLY LOVE our chldren and want to do what is best for them.  Ours
is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here.  They MUST be
placed by Sunday night at the latest.
[Posted in FML issue 4303]