To Jaden McCarty and others who would have young children, babies, and
ferrets.
 
And especially to killian zenferrets who feature a web page depicting a
ferret being held up to an infant's face!
 
First, no one really knows why some ferrets suddenly treat as prey a human
infant or a child.  How many realize that the ferret and wolverine are kin?
 
The tradgedy here is the ferret has deliberately stalked and attacked a
sleeping child that it had previously face attacked.  This is a STALKING
ATTACK!
 
Is it not clear to all that the child is being seen by this ferret as
living, warm prey; prey to bite, tear, chew, and even kill.
 
Do any of us think that this ferret will not repeat such attacks on other
children in the future in the event this ferret is sold, and sold, and sold
again, it being a serious menace to all innocent children forevermore.
 
Please, if I may suggest, please air ship that ferret to Ferrets NorthWest
just as soon as you can.
 
With respect to the Killian Zenists and their depiction of a ferret viz a
viz an infant's face, and I've addressed this warning to them before, for
God's sake, get rid of that very dangerous suggestion that all ferrets are
baby face likkers.  Let me say here and now, that you will be in serious
legal jeopardy when, not if, but when somebodys ferret disfigures an
infant's face on the implication from your web page that the intimate
association of ferrets and babies is perfectly OK.  You had better realize
that these very words can and will be used by a prosecutor to successfully
prosecute you, perhaps on a charge of reckless endangerment of a child, or
charges perhaps even more heinous.
 
                Please Killians, kill that picture.
 
Particepts criminis.  [L.] A sharer in a crime, whether as principal or
accessory
 
Edward Frettchenvergnuegen Lipinski,  Der Frettchenlustbarkeitsfuehrer !
[Posted in FML issue 2128]