Well, Donna Christen sent me a package.  In this package were some starch
packing peanuts for my ferrets to play with.  Donna put the starch
packing peanuts in a ziplock bag and didn't label them.
 
Now, I live in Colorado, and she lives in Wisconsin.  When I opened this
package I was really hungry, and she had added some food items into this
package, however, I spied the ziplock bag full of odd looking chips on
top first.  Upon opening them, they looked a little odd, however,
Wisconsin is an odd state, and they have some things there they don't
have here (and I was REALLY hungry).  Upon tasting them, they tasted a
little odd (you know the rest).  A little salty, a little greasy, a
little rubbery, but I ate them (altitude sickness?).  I didn't find out
until the next day what they were, when I was asking her what in the
world those things were.  She's still laughing, and I think I have a
blockage.
[Posted in FML issue 4167]