Think that someone has been in your home while you have been away?
 
Shoes and socks in the wrong room?
 
Knick knacks on the floor?
 
Don't leave your home unprotected.  Order the Home Intruder Detection Kit
today.  Send $99.95 plus shipping and handling.  A small price to pay for
peace of mind: knowledge of who is entering your home while you are away.
 
Yes--for just $99.95, the Ferreting Home Intruder Detection Kit will place
multiple miniature shoe magnets by your front and back doors.
 
As the intruder enters--the shoes gravitate towards the multitude of brown
magnetizer material deposited by the tiny fur apparatus.  The material
becomes implanted on the soul of the shoe, and is carried throughout the
house.
 
See the Mothers' Day flowers and vase on the floor?  And how about that
large container of laundry detergent on the floor?  You left that on the
shelf in the pantry> Egads!  The door is open.  You KNOW the intruder has
entered your home.
 
What to do?  Simply follow the brown ferratous magnetizer material.  Yaahh.
Check out that pattern and size of the prints on your floor.  Don't be
fooled if they look surprisingly similar to the bottom of YOUR shoes.
Same size too?  The home invader perpetrator is cunning.  Yaahh.
 
NOW--rush over to visit all of your friends and family and coworkers.
Haughtily proclaim "aha" as you tear off their shoes, and pull shoes out
of their closets.  (This way you will look like a genius when you find the
guilty party!)
 
Yaahh.  BEfore you know it-friends and family will stop visiting
altogether.  People at work will quickly avert their feet.
 
Your home will be Safe!!!!!!
 
Order Today!
We guarantee your kit
will keep everyone away!!!
 
Lisette: President of Mini-Me Home Intruder Detection Kits
[Posted in FML issue 3419]