::Before you a blue mist begins to rise from the ground ... ever so
slowly.  So slowly that at first you have to look twice to be sure of
what you are seeing.  It rises until you are surrounded by a blue fog.
From deep within the smoke filled air, you hear a distant and rythmic
squeaking.  It gets closer, and closer ...::
 
"Hi ferret love slaves!  It is, the Great Robed One, Oracle of ferrets.
I'm here with my trusty wagon bearing news.  Ominous news, I'm afraid.
I offer you this ..."
 
::With a wave of her mighty staff she tries to summon up a message.  But
nothing.  A puzzled look on her face, she then raises both arms, staff in
one, and with a great sweeping movement she once again tries to conjure
up her gift.  Nothing.  Finally, a look of a great "a-ha" moment flashes
over her face.  She spits her gum in the air in a graceful arc to the
side.  A serious look creeps across her face and she begins to
concentrate.
 
"BOO ya ya ya ya ya yaaaaa BOO ya ya ya ya yaaaaaaaa!"
 
:: The manic woman dressed in what can best be described as the cheapest
Walmart edition of a wizards gown, jumps up in the air twice shouting the
magical words.  She then turns around three successive times hopping on
one foot.  She drops to her knees, extends her arms in front of her, does
spirit fingers and then shakes her shoulders in a violent shimmy.  After
rising to her feet, she pulls out a stick of gum from her robes, turns
around, bends over her wagon and pulls two things out."
 
"Love puppets, here you are.  Evidence of the Charmer striking again.
This time it was at some sort of Ferret Meeting.  Out west I am told.
I'll warn you, it's ugly.  Very ugly.  I received an update from the
ferrets family and they report that their baby has recovered from
severe boredom and from a hypnotizing deep sleep from the spell that the
Ferret Charmer cast upon them.  Watch over your babies, people.  Watch
very closely or they might become a victim like this little ferret.
Please ... viewer discretion is advised."
 
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[Posted in FML issue 5376]