With the holidays approaching, I am trying to imagine HOW a Christmas tree
stays decorated in a house with five ferrets and five cats??  It's bad
enough that the human kids eat the candy canes off the tree, that the cats
play tetherball with the ornaments and that at least once during the season
the tree falls over of it's own accord.  (Personally, I think the tree
falling over is actually the tree *fainting* due to the indignities it has
suffered.) So, the question is... How does one keep the Christmas tree
decorated?  I have toyed with the ideas of suspending it from the ceiling
or gluing the ornaments on. :-)  I'd love to hear some ideas to ferret-proof
the Christmas tree.
 
(Off topic-- [Sorry this isn't ferret-related, BIG, but cat lists has been
brought up.]  I moderate a cat list on Onelist called clawsforcats.  As the
list name suggests, this particular list is for people who are OPPOSED to
declawing cats.  Declawing is not the topic of the list but I refuse to get
into a "debate" with someone who willingly chooses to mutilate their cat in
the name of "love".)
 
Anyway,  Christmas tree ideas, anyone??
 
Renee
 
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[Posted in FML issue 2842]