Oooooooh, this is so exciting.  Kouri has been 'pre-approved' to train for
a rewarding career at home in his spare time.  Hahahahah, he has lots of
spare time!  But he needs help deciding on a suitable career for a ferret.
 
There's Air Conditioning and Refrigeration.  He likes getting into
refrigerators so that's a possibility.  Occupational Therapy Aide might be
good, except he bites strangers.  I'm not sure how theraputic getting you
arm chomped on is.  Wildlife/Forestry Conservation might be good.  He's
good at conserving wildlife - when I got them a mouse he wasn't the one
who killed it.  Ah, here's a good one - Home Inspector.  That's right up
Kouri's ally!  Floral Designer?  Naw, he tends to un-design them!  Ooooooh,
Professional Bridal Consultant.  That sounds like a fun job.  Pet Groomer
might be a possibility, he likes grooming the cat.  Except that any part
that doesn't take well to grooming he just tries to chew off.  If he became
a Veterinary Assistant, he'd probably eliminate all shots and temperature
taking!  He's already had some cooking experience, so maybe going into
Catering Gourmet Cooking would be a good choice.  Except he keeps calling
it gor met instead of gor may.  Ooooooh, here's a good one - Diesel
Mechanics.  Naw!
 
Help Kouri decide what field his Specialized Associate Degree should be in.
After all, it's important to advance your ferrets to their greater glory!
 
Georgia - the left coast one
[Posted in FML issue 2925]