Hmmm....will someone please tell the California Fish and Game that there
ARE no penguins in California for ferrets to kill?
 
None.  Not even in Southern California (Closer to the Southern
Hemisphere, where penguins *do* live) where the little black tuxes
would look really sharp cruising Rodeo Drive, and they could live in
Nicole Kidman's swimming pool and eat sushi.
 
California does not even have an *immigrant* popluation of penguins
sneaking across its southern border (did I mention that penguins live in
the Southern Hemisphere?) and sneaking into the state by walking on their
little yellow webbed feet across the Sonoran Desert with canteens tucked
beneath their front flippers.  Waddle waddle waddle.  Among the cactus.
No.  Doesn't happen.
 
Just a thought.
 
Alexandra in MA
[Posted in FML issue 5142]