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sandee ferret <[log in to unmask]>
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Mon, 3 Jan 2005 22:38:51 -0800
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Today, I was met by a very peculiar sound.  It was a tiny sound of
something rattling and rolling across the bridge.  I looked down at my
feet and it was a bottle cap slowly now spinning and coming to rest.
It had a funny word on it spelled like "Snapple".  A little girl stepped
forward to ask if I liked it.  I giggled and introduced myself.  This
furry ball of wonder told me her name was "Pixie".  Isn't that a grand
name?  I think it is.  I told her so too.  And I told her that she's
really going to be comfortable here living out the rest of time.
 
She asked me what was so great about it, so I said, "Well, for starters
how's this?".  And in two bats of an eye a big, black hob lounging in the
cloud up above us squeezed drops of ferretone out of the cloud which
dripped down and filled the Snapple cap up.
 
"Show me more", she yelled.
 
So I did!  Cause I da weangel!  We trotted about the place and I showed
her the sites.  She likes to talk, when she isn't distracted by rolling
wooly balls that is.  She has the rest of time to play with those I told
her.  She was a little bit concerned that she didn't know anyone up here.
I told her, "wrong..... you know me!"  And I told her that some day,
Zinc would greet her one day and they could dance and wrestle all over
creation.  I told her that if she wants her mom would meet her up here
someday as well.  But whether or not she wants to go on with her mamma
will be completly up to her.
 
I introduced her about to some very easy going ferrets.  They told me
to promise Pixie's mom that they will make sure she'll always enjoy
herself up here.  It's their personal mission now to make her their
Albino Princess.  I gave them a tip so they could help Pixie further.  I
gestured to the football sized feild of sleepsack heaven.  Warm, fleecey
sleepsacks, one after another in all shapes, sizes, thickness's, and
colors stretched the entire length of the field.  They carried her off to
the field and there I left her exploring all of those wonderful sacks.  I
shouted across the great divide .... "Pixie, your mom misses you so very
much!"
 
She smiled and said, "Of course she does, I"m a princess after all."
 
Sandee
[Posted in FML issue 4747]

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