The origins of Ferretman: What a neat story!
 
To Michelle Matta: I, too, have a little tiny ferret who packs a lot of
punch. Her name is Frankie. She's generally the peaceful type, but boy, she
goes after anyone who torments her!
 
GOTTA DANCE: Wow, that's wonderful news!  Those visitors from the HSUS and
animal control organizations probably found more information about ferrets
in your booths than they've seen in their whole lives.  That just shows you
how starved they are for the facts.  YAHOO!
 
        Linda, Espie, Frankie, Lucky Charm, and Angel
[Posted in FML issue 1481]