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Todd Leuthold <[log in to unmask]>
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Sat, 2 Feb 2002 09:31:18 -0500
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Condolences to those with lost (not eppy!  :)), sick, or angeled
cat-tippers...
 
Dan Nelson wrote:
>Damn the torpedoes!  Full speed ahead!
 
Wait...no...that was *Admiral* Nelson!
 
*You* wrote:
>Can anyone tell me about bringing ferrets into the Republic of Ireland
>(Dublin) from the United States?
 
One piece of advice to prevent a major war from erupting...don't let your
ferrets near the sheep.  Its been rumored by the California Department of
Fish-heads and Game players that ferrets are documented as having knocked
over entire flocks of sheep, ripped the wool from their bodies and
tottered off to the nearest barn to create a line of Ferret Clothing and
Bedding for other ferrets, at a great profit.  This, understandably, has
caused outrage in Ireland amonst the owners of these sheep and may lead
to a serious battle, or at the very least, to some drinking and dancing
at the nearest pub.  Proceed cautiously!
 
NOTE: None of the above descriptions have actually happened.  This post
was meant to be humorous only and should not be used in the medical
profession.  Please sew responsibly.  Don't take any plastic nickels.
Pet all fuzzies in your household on a regular basis.  Cats *do* have cat
breath...you just have to concentrate!
 
Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns
 
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