Oh, I wish we had more deep thinkers like these people protecting the
environment. Here is their thesis: It would be disturbing to beavers
in general to move and relocate these five beavers. Accordingly, we
will kill these five beavers. It makes perfect sense, doesn't it? We
wouldn't want to *disturb* beavers after all, so let's just kill them.
Bravo! Hmmm. Thinking....thinking....so, the city of LA is built on 19
active seismic faults, and there might be an earthquake, which would
certainly be disturbing to the residents of CA in general. It would be
too *disturbing* to relocate these people, so....you know. (Drawing
finger across throat!) I know! Tactical nuke!

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=7673

Alexandra in MA

[Posted in FML 5786]