The scene opens as Jules putters around her room putting clean underwear
in the drawer, dusting, pulling hidden treasures out from hidey holes and
generally straightening up.  The stero is cranked and Jules sings along
to the music.  It's one of her favorite songs.
 
'It's been confirmed that the aliens have landed... We're taking over
the world.  We're the alien youth.  We're coming for your souls.  We're
gonna, we're gonna shake the world.  We're the alien youth.  We're taking
over, over, over.  Alien Youth"
 
Jules pauses in her cleaning to rock out on an air guitar.  Then she
bends over and scoops up the ferret that is war dancing to her air
guitar.  As she cuddles with the squirming ferret, she speaks to it in
weird sounding clicks and squeaks.  Placing the weasel on the floor, she
heads over to her computer to read the daily edition of the FML.  As she
reads Alexandra Colburn's post a dark look comes over her face.  Placing
the laptop back on the nightstand, she reaches over and grabs what looks
like a cell phone from another long skinny theif that's trying to drag
it under the book case.  Opening the cell phone, she dials a very long
number and waits for an answer.  The phone emits some garbled sounding
message and Jules punched in another number then started speaking in
those clicks and squeaks.
 
"SPEAK IN ENGLISH, SOMEONE MIGHT HEAR YOU" yells the voice on the other
end as Jules winced.
 
"They're onto me Gorc!  They're onto the whole thing!  Soon all our
agents will be under suspicion!  We will no longer be able to study
humanity in this way!  The ferret people are onto us!" her voice was
frantic.  "What should I do?  Abort Mission?"
 
"No.  No don't abort mission.  There is no danger.  Play along, no one
will believe the ferret people.  They will be pegged as fanatics and
their belief shunned.  No, our mission is safe.  Continue to study
these beings and make sure you don't miss your monthly report to Glak."
 
"Okay.  Asta-ah-bie-bah Gorc." Jules said hanging up the phone.  She
gathered up the carpet sharks and loaded them into their cage, then
headed downstairs to watch Mork and Mindy.  Our scene closes and fades
to black as the background music increases in volume and the credits
start to roll.
 
CREDITS
Cast in Order of Appearance
Jules As Agent Jules
Romeo As Ferret 1
Julliet As Ferret 2
Computer Text to Voice Program as Voice of Gorc
 
Behind The Scences Credits
Typing - Jules
Story Line 1 - Alexandra Colburn
Story Line 2 - Jules
Posting - BIG
 
Song Credits
"Alien Youth" By Skillet
 
 .... It's been confirmed that the aliens have landed..........
[Posted in FML issue 4707]