Double the cost and care:
 
Double the Food costs
Double the Ferretone
Double the Hairball Treatment
Double the Medical costs
Double the Medical nest egg needed
Double the Poop
Double the Pee
Double the Cage & House Clean Up
Double the Housing needed
Double the Toy cost & clean up
Double the Chance of One Getting Out
Double the Ferret Proofing Needed
Double the Chance of One Getting Injured Accidentally
Double the Personal Interaction Needed
 
Double the Entertainment
Double the Love
 
I hope that helps.
 
Kim the Oregon
[Posted in FML issue 3676]