My Gorgeous, Perfect, Fabulous, Brilliant new baby boy Beaker has a
little problem.  He belches like a sailor.  I mean like Beer commercial
Loud.
 
I wake up in the morning to greet all my sweet babies see all of their
darling faces.  I reach in to give each of them their good morning
cuddles and kisses and when I come to sweet sweet baby Beaker, he greets
me with this enormous Buurrrrppp!  When I take him to my office people
sometimes hear a belch coming from under my desk.  One must always
investigate a belching desk.  When they find Beaker under there.  He's
quite the novelty.
 
I wonder if I should send him to charm school.  He needs to learn better
manners.  Does anyone know of a good one?
 
Dooks
Kathleen Bro, Sis, Fudley, Peanuttles, Raisinette, Beaker & Wally By
Golly
 
Come watch a video of Beaker and some of his FML ferret Friends:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=I30O7AvYJlw
[Posted in FML issue 5170]