I read something by Bonnie, who suggested that there are ferrets
masquerading as people on this list.  Folks, this may sound crazy, but
my wife Rachelle, who sends contributions to this list quite frequently
now, is a ferret.  She may LOOK human, what with being 5'7" and having
long arms and legs, a rounded head, and other human characteristics,
but, she is indeed a ferret, I tell you.  The woman is just as nutty as
our "real" ferrets, McKyle and Merlin.  She hops around like a ferret,
as well.  Well, now that you know the truth, don't let her fool you
anymore.  She, McKyle, and Merlin are in cahoots trying to overtake this
list and make all of you readers (and me too) submit to her will, which
includes free-flowing ferretone bottles and lots of playing and hopping.
 
I've got to go now; if she finds me writing this she may bite.
 
Most sincerely,
Mr. David J. Tuvell
[Posted in FML issue 2177]