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Todd Leuthold <[log in to unmask]>
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Sun, 5 Dec 1999 00:36:03 -0500
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Hello, folxes.
 
Condolences to those who've recently lost a loved one.
 
You people just *had* to go and do it.  I don't know when you'll quit, but
this one was really a cake topper.
 
See, my fuzzbutts can read.  They saw the subjects about the papaya extract
and thought this should be a very proper ferret game.  So, when I went to
the store, at least one of them snuck along with me and got a papaya.
Don't ask how...I think they sneak off with change found in the couch to
pay for things like this.
 
A friend of mine recently gave me some peaches that she had canned (*I* say
they were "jarred", but she says its still canning!) and I had finished off
a jar of them.  I washed it out with the intention of giving it back to her
(never hurts to return something that may get refilled! :) ), but the rodeo
clowns found the jar.  They put the papaya in the jar, then took turns
trying to "extract" the papaya.  What a mess.  Took almost three hours
to scrub the pieces and the juice off the floor, fridge and cabinets.
 
Next time, do me a favor.  When you come up with your subject headers,
DON'T MAKE THEM SO SUGGESTIVE!  My kids just *wait* for this kind of
behavior to spill out!
 
Todd and the (Rather Sticky) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns
 
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[Posted in FML issue 2888]

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