1.  Why do ferrets force us to clamp down litter pots so that it's
inconvenient to completely remove them except for the full changes?
 
Reason: they know that we don't stretch enough before we lift iron, so they
want to help us do our shoulder stretches by making us reach -- reach --
reach every time we take out their feces.
 
2. Okay-mmmm (too much South Park), this one is repeat of something I said
a good while earlier, but as been pointed out to me quite pointedly by
someone who doesn't even know me, I am a very vain creature, so I might as
well just go for it :-).  So: Why do ferrets get into competitive pooping?
 
Reason: they know that keeping up with the Joneses is mostly a matter of
nothing more than feces and stink.
 
So, go hug those fur-faces who keep you from rotator cuff injuries, and
help you balance your budget (or at least redirect the money to their
needs which is the balance they know should exist...)
[Posted in FML issue 2954]