In joyful anticipation of the arrival of our newest resultant of Ferret
Math (which, more on in another post!) I have been cleaning up around the
house today.
 
I braved the Ferret HQ (under the dresser) for the first time since my kids
first came home this past Halloween, and I thought you might be entertained
by what I discovered there.  I've seen other longer and much more hilarious
lists, but keep in mind they've had only 2.5 months to accrue this stuff!
 
I exhumed:
 
11 pcs kibble and 2 pcs of banana chip
 3 plastic shopping bags (their main horde of those is in a big box
  in the kitchen)
1 paper shopping bag (small)
9 socks
3 jingle balls
1 lid to a "Snapple" drink
1 pantyhose box
1 stuffed lion
1 stuffed cat
1 fleece squeakytoy
1 large catnip mouse
1 scrap of cloth with a tag on it saying "made by Kathy"
1 shirt
1 pr. sweatpants (that was just dragged under there today)
1 pr. slippers
1 medicine bottle (a rattle toy; contains kibble)
1 red "phone" rattle
2 flashlights
1 Loreena McKennit CD
1 Jackson Browne cassette
2 dreamcatchers (must be for dreaming up new FLO schemes)
1 cassette tape on past-life regression (!)
1 newpaper article discussing obtaining student loan consolidation (!)
2 cassettes discussing obtaining malpractice insurance (!!)
4 all-Zone tickets for the Portland Oregon metro light rail (!!)
1 passport (!!!)
 
Needless to say, I'm getting rather worried, now ;-) I can only just try to
imagine what they are plotting!!!!!
 
(WA-state) Megan and
 Grover Harry-Monster (I had nothing to do with the pantyhose, mom.
Honest.)
Onyx Kali (*bats eyes* *Innocent look*)
Loki Gabriel (Quick, I'll distract her by kissing her...everyone go
              steal it back!)
Satinka Silvertoes (We'll just see about who's trolling who around here!)
[Posted in FML issue 2559]