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Melissa McDaniels <[log in to unmask]>
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Sat, 10 Aug 2002 20:19:48 EDT
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I don't watch too much tv.  (don't even really know what's going on in
the news unless someone calls and tells me- I'm just too darned busy!)
SO I haven't seen the commercial but I had some of my own ideas for
"ferret friendly" commercials...
 
More appropriate Ideas for commercials...
Odor eaters... (Alexandra- yours would be first in line at auditions!!!)!
 
Even if you can't wear shoes you'll LOVE our shoe inserts!" (Probably
doesn't do much for weasel odors though... darn!)
 
Moving Companies- They ARE great at relocation...
 
Downy- That darn bear is not nearly as cute as a heap-o-fuzzies weaseling
through your nice piles of fresh clean laundry.
 
Security systems- " Impossible to weasel past our system!" (~My idea
would include: a close up of lots of digging, scratching, tunneling, and
that slinking along the wall thing they do when they THINK you aren't
looking- just before they get into something... )
 
Tattoos- Could use some of Todd's Fuzzbutt's in a scene doing a myriad of
funny stuff...
 
Recycling- What ferret hasn't raided the trash and discovered treasures
that they absolutely refuse to part with?  (It's mine!  All mine!  dook,
dook, dook!) I also think they'd be much funnier in those insurance
commercials instead of the squirrels high fiving... Maybe they could do
one where ferrets steal their hoomans car- heck, they already have the
keys... probably had FLO make copies of them last time they stole them!
 
I'm sure I could think of a million other things, maybe I should get into
doing commercials instead of pediatrics...
[Posted in FML issue 3871]

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