Hello all:
I usually download the FML around 4:30-5:00AM when it comes out.  I was
slow today and didn't download it until 3:00PM.  There was a delightful
post about a ferret up for adoption, right around the corner.  I thought
about it for, oh, two or three minutes and figured that ferret math was
about to strike again.  I thought it would be nice to have another two or
three pounds of fur to beat up on the cat.  (The cat weighs 20 pounds but
is a real coward).  In great anticipation, I called the phone number and
left a message.  One hour later a get a return call with the sad news that
the ferret has already been adopted and is joining the Fuzzbut Rodeo
Clowns.
 
Todd: THE NEXT ONE'S MINE :o)  Good luck with your new acquisition!
 
                           Dale
[Posted in FML issue 2593]