Here's a riddle:

Q: How many Dark-Eyed White ferrets does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They're too busy. When they're not arguing for their First
Amendment rights to burn the Qu'ran, they're trying to figure out a
way to get that Sable ferret out of the White House or demanding that
someone do something about all those illegal-immigrant ferrets.
Besides, they can always get their illegal-immigrant ferret servant
to change it for them; he works cheap.

Paul E. Jamison, just balancing the scales

[Posted in FML 6821]