Hi, ebbybuddy, its me, Pixie, da berry sad fert.
 
One of Pixies bestest frends went ta da bwidge taday.  Da Dodge wuz one
of my bestest frends in da whole werld, eben if we nebber akshully got
ta meet.  Him was a cwayze fert, an' just 'bout da coolest dude me ebber
talkeded to.  Me will miss him BERRY BERRY BERRY BERRY BERRY MUCH!!
 
BYE DODGER.  ME LUBBS YOU FEREBBER, AN' ME WILL ALWAYS MISS YOU.  WAIT FER
ME AT DA BWIDGE!!
 
Wuv,
 
Pixie
[Posted in FML issue 2545]