I saw so many babies who have passed in Monday's post, wish I could send
you all a card, but time constraints right now are not allowing it.  Know
that for all who posted and have lost their fur children, my heart goes
out to you.
 
On the Ferrets and cows in California, I was almost on the floor laughing!
But somebody forgot to put in the ferrets would be wearing little western
outfits,riding cats, herding the cattle into pens to do some of these, um,
violent deeds.
 
All right, I'm going to try my hands at the definitions:
 
Ferretus Engineerus: The ferret who takes their time to study how far the
jump is, how many rungs on the desk to climb, how high the barricade is
and how much speed it will take to clear it.
 
Ferretus Olympus Contenderus: Has paid Ferretus Engineerus for the
information and proceeds to do the impossible jump, clear the barricade,
scale the desk.
 
Ferretus Frazzledus Humanus: Ferret owned human who now is frazzled by
Ferretus Olympus and must raise barricade, take off desk handles, move
what they were jumping on out of room.
 
Ferrets Moverus Packerus: Unknown moving corporation owned by ferrets.
Want packed, want things out?  Call FMP-however, don't expect said boxes to
arrive at new destination as FMP personnel will be playing in said boxes
and trying to hide what you are moving.
 
Ferretus Arnoldus Schwartzennegerus: Normally the smaller ferrets in the
house that drag off cameras, toys far too big for them, anything far too
big (we think) for them and hide it to amazement of Ferretus Frazzledus
Humanus.
 
 
Georgina:  Girl, you need to get that song published!  What a hoot!
 
Signing off till Thursday morning with Fang's update.
 
Rebecca & the Crew of Merry Mayhem
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste
 good with ketchup"
[Posted in FML issue 3369]