FERTS IN BLACK - Ferrets with Ray-bans get spooged with alien slime
 
FOR A FEW DOOKERS MORE - Starring Clint Fertwood
 
FERT FORCE ONE - Ferrets with flight training thwart kidnap attempt
 
WEASEL'S WORLD - Two mustelids take their SNL skit to the big screen
 
ROCKY HORROR FERRET SHOW - Featuring Tim Furry as Dr. Frank'n'ferter
 
THE GODFERRET - Makes you an offer you can't refuse
 
ALBINO IN WONDERLAND - Remember what the polecat said, "Feed your head"
 
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S FERRETS - Nixon, nor the Dobermans he kept in the
                              White House Rose Garden, stand a chance
 
G.I. JILL - Gimme raisins or get your ankles chewed!
 
CONSPIRACY FERRETRY - So convoluted only a ferret can sort it out
 
JURRASIC FERT - The real reason Michael Crichton made $102 million last
                year
 
ALBINO FAMILY VALUES - featuring Pubert, Benito and Uncle Ferter
 
MY BEST FRIEND'S WEASEL - Lots of fun as ferrets plot to take over wedding
                          cake
 
FERRET FUN HOUSE - Zany antics at an outrageous ferternity
 
FERRET'S PEEK - One ferret family's dramatic tale of survival during a
                volcanic eruption
 
ALBINO'S RESTAURANT - Menu includes Chewease-L, Raisin Ragout and
                      Ferretone Fritters
 
Ok, that took me about five minutes of creative silliness, so I can have
dozens, heck, 100s more done and posted by the weekend, hehe....
 
Claudia
w/ Pixel & Benito
in Los Angeles
[Posted in FML issue 2061]