>Can anybody tell me if this is within the power of the FLO?
 
Lt. Chipper of the Ferret Liberation Organization reporting in, sir!
 
<he, he, he> We have been working on this project confidentially for
eight years.  Our NC squadron should be commended for finally deploying
this mind-altering weapon across the country.  My MOM (Moody Old Matron)
withdrew needles from our camp medic a couple of years ago due to the
onslaught of the dreaded warrior known as Insulinoma.
 
Her BOY (Buddy On Yoke) has a cat in the Feline Corps and vaccinations
were done yesterday.  Poor kitty.  They must not steal the FLO's tactical
operating manual!
 
Please keep a watchful eye (use night goggles, if necessary) for all your
TOYs (Things Over Yonder) as they may be next to succumb!
 
Signing Off! <saluting the monitor>
[Posted in FML issue 3918]