****A large male albino typing on a computer and snacking on cat food****
 
Heeeeeyyy, CJ!  This is da Polar Bear!  I wanted to let you know we have
dat little girl from Boulder City.  She waz dropped off Sunday night wif
a cup of food and her green blankie.  That's it.
 
She is sooo cute!  A nice, plump DEW named Mia, as in Mia Ferret.  As
soon as I saw her I gave her kisses all over her little face, and then
her ears, and then her neck, and then her......... well, I won't talk
about that part.  But, she fit in just fine and now we sleep all
together.
 
I am just not sure if she can leave me!  She plays so nice wif all of us.
You and my Mommy will haf to talk about dat but I wanted you to know how
I feel about Mia.
 
>It is with a very heavy heart that I'm writing about the passing of
>Pudgy, the original princess of 24 Carat Ferret Rescue And Shelter.
 
I just wanted you to know that Mommy and Me and all da other fuzzies (and
dose dumb cats) are sorry to hear bout Pudgy goin to da Rainbow Bridge.
But she is in a good place and had a good life wif you.
 
Take Care,
da Polar Bear
[Posted in FML issue 4063]