She is telling your fortune for the next 5 minutes:
 
"Look into my eyes.
 
Concentrate.
 
You are falling into a deep trance.
 
When I count to 3,
- You will go get ze Ferretone and bring eet to me.
- You will go get ze raisins and bring zem to me.
- You will go get ze cheecken-flavored treets and bring zem to me.
- You will go get ze bag of Cheweaselles and bring zem to me.
- You will go get ze tube of Nutrical and bring eet to me.
 
When I scratch ze table,
-You will wake up and forget about our meeting here."
 
 :-)
 
Linda, Chocolate Moose, & Zipper
[Posted in FML issue 3710]