"A ferret in every space"
By Stephanie Sheme 1998
 
I live a very chaotic life
with ferrets in every space
And when I go to sleep at night
they think it is there place
to find my toes and give a good bite
for under the covers they fit just right.
 
Now I live without the luxury
of fragile items set low
for you can never tell a ferret a place where it can't go.
 
But to live without ferrets in every space
would be a sorry life indeed
for what other creature could keep me up to speed.
 
I will never live without a ferret
and this I can uphold
I will have a ferret in every space
until I am gray and old.
 
For we should be well aware that ferrets are complex creatures
they wonder about  the house in every space
and give it its homey features.
[Posted in FML issue 2538]