Somewhere in Cyberland, TN, a very confused, crazy  woman in long,
billowing, blue robes spins in circles yelling.

 "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Where is the FML? I'm lost! Where are my
followers? My love puppets? I'm so lost! Who will save me?"

Out of thin air a teensy furry spirit appears in front of the poor 
confutzled woman. 

 "The FML moved you dip!  It's here:   
[log in to unmask] ."

"Dippy?  Hey.  Wait a minute ... I  thought you were "the Dip"."

"You're hopeless."

"Will you help me find my way?"

"Always ..."

The Great Ferret Oracle

[Posted in FML 5395]