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Bob Rudich <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 22 Mar 1996 10:21:00 EST
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Yuri, why don't you pick something easy to do, like pushing a car with a
string?  Singapore prides itself on strict rule of law.  It is also illegal
to import chewing gum into Singapore and urinating in elevators is a big
concern.  Every elevator has a sensor connected to a central monitoring
station and when urine is detected, they seize control until police respond
(I'm not kidding).  Can you imagine what a ferret would do to a system like
this?  The chance of you getting them to relent is about the same as being
struck by Halley's comet tomorrow (if you can, check out the other one
around now).  Do your best, but make other plans because the law is god in
Singapore.  They believe an orderly society is the highest good.  Do you see
anything that about a ferret that fits this thinking?  Singapore is not
place I could live.
 
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[Posted in FML issue 1516]

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