Ok, so it's not a done deal.  It was a 'you are invited to apply', not 'you
are pre-approved'.  There I was, sorting through 2 days worth of mail, and
I see yet another bank card offer envelope.  Is it for me or Mr. Percy?
Whoa, it's for KOURI WOOD!
 
SSAN - none, mother's maiden name - unknown, home phone - we have one of
those, job - alpha ferret, total family income - worth dooking about.
Signature of applicant.  Kouri did not cooperate.  Couldn't find a stamp
pad, so substituted black craft paint.  I considered using a ferret with a
smaller foot, but hey, that would be forgery!  Not exactly foot like smear
on the application.  Want a 2nd FREE card for another person - sure me!
 
We'll see what happens.  We also expect more offers.
 
Georgia - the left coast one...
[Posted in FML issue 2822]