My ferrets like Michelob and Strawberry Dacquries.  I couldn't believe it
one night we got a little lazy and went to bed, the next morning I opened
the bedroom door and they all three went running in the livingroom, I went
to the bar and did the money like every morning and when I came back, they
had drank a beer that was almost full.  It was also stale.  They were so
drunk.  They are not allowed to drink anymore, after that they turned into
little alcoholics.  I don't dare try to drink anything else for they might
decide they want it.
 
Rocky and the three winos
[Posted in FML issue 2697]