Put that anticipated tax refund to good use and buy Bill Gruber's Middle
Name!  Additional prizes offered!
 
Besides a $25 gift certificate to the Ferret Store to the biggest donor,
you can win a coveted hand-crocheted ferret afghan (thank you Georgia--the
left coast one), or lovely scented ferret soaps (thank you Ela).  And the
grand prize is a yet-to-be disclosed prize awarded by BIG himself!
 
To find out his middle name, send a donation in any amount to the FML
Support Our Shelters fund. Checks to S.O.S. should be made out to:
    Judith White, dba Support Our Shelters
and mailed to:
    Judith White
    1236 Belfield Avenue
    Drexel Hill, PA 19026-4211
 
As soon as you have put the check in the mail, email me at
[log in to unmask] and I will email you his middle name.  You must
have your check in the mail by Feb 5.  You must agree not to divulge this
name to others to protect its value.
 
If you fudge on the rules, FLO agents are standing by to drag and hide you
under the sofa.
 
Linda Iroff
Oberlin OH
 
[Moderator's note: I did offer a prize, but haven't decided yet if it will
be a "grand" prize :-)  But I'll think of something appropriate!  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 2943]