It's been too long since we've translated the proper Latin terms for what
our darling fuzzies do to us.Here are a few Latin terms and their meanings
for those of us that share our ferrets homes.
 
Ferretus Squirmy Buttus - the correct term for the ferret that holds still
until you pick them up.
 
Ferretus Rotundus - the ferret that causes a minor earthquake when war
dancing.
 
Ferretus Rotundus Maximus - The ferret evolved from Ferretus Rotundus that
sets off all the car alarms in the neighborhood when dancing,and leaves
tummy trails in the carpet.
 
Ferretus Hooverus - the fuzzy that cleans up all spills and everyone else's
dishes.Caution : may lead to Ferretus Rotundus.
 
Ferretus it's in the Bagus - that strange call heard by most ferrets when
in the presence of a plastic or paper bag.
 
Ferretus Bagus Removus - the act of taking the ferretus out of the shopping
bagus,so you can put up what you bought, minus the ferretus.
 
Ferretus Stuffyus Transportus - the very stubborn ferret bent on stealing
and hiding every stuffed animal in the universe.
 
Ferretus 100 Meter Freestylus - the fuzzy that will do laps in the tub,but
refuses to take a bath.
 
Ferretus Joustus - the brave fuzzy willing to fight the evil vacuum
cleaner.
 
Ferretus Great Whitus - the ferretus you don't see coming, until it's too
late,that steals a bite of your food,and takes off for parts unknown.
 
Sandy and the Fivus Ferretus
Blessed are the fuzzbutts,for they make us laugh.
[Posted in FML issue 3368]